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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None – It’s a hardware problem
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.