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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower? |
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A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat. |
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? |
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None – It’s a hardware problem |
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? |
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Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. |